Friends of Two Awesome Kids Foundation is seeking a competent, experienced and efficient Evil Voodoo Practitioner to provide consultation and advice to our management group, and carry out assignments as given. The successful candidate shall have at least three years of pertinent experience and be able to demonstrate competency through performance. Mastery of voodoo dolls, potions, hexes and other talents a must. Must have own, reliable transportation, and provide all raw materials (including goats) as well as tools, sets and implements.
Interested parties should submit a brief resume, with references and compensation expectations, to friends@runningaway.ca.